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What a load of shite, the LSAT is. Let me tell you how this bloody thing works.
A Test Designed to Make You Feel Like a Proper Thickhead
The first thing you need to know about the LSAT is that it’s designed to make you feel like a proper thickhead. They throw all sorts of convoluted questions at you, just to see if your brain can handle it. It’s like they want to weed out anyone who isn’t willing to put up with their bollocks.
You’ll be sitting there, scratching your head and wondering what in the bloody hell they’re asking. And don’t even get me started on those logic games! They’re enough to drive any sane person mental. Who needs puzzles when you’re trying to become a lawyer?
An Unfair Advantage for Those Rich Snobs
Now let’s talk about how this whole thing is rigged against us working-class folks. The LSAT costs an arm and a leg just to take the damn test. And guess who has all the money? Those posh twats from privileged backgrounds.
They’ve got tutors and prep courses coming out their arses, while we have to rely on our own wits and determination. It’s not fair, I tell ya! How are we supposed to compete with those silver-spoon snobs?
A System That Doesn’t Give Two Shites About Indigenous Education
If you think the LSAT gives two shites about indigenous education, then you must be daft as a brush. This system couldn’t care less about our unique experiences or cultural knowledge.
We bring so much richness and diversity into every aspect of life, but when it comes to this bloody test, we’re just another number. They don’t give a toss about our struggles or the barriers we face.
Conclusion: A Load of Bollocks That Needs a Proper Kick Up the Arse
In conclusion, the LSAT is nothing more than a load of bollocks that needs a proper kick up the arse. It’s designed to make us feel stupid and disadvantaged, while giving an unfair advantage to those rich snobs.
We need a system that values our unique perspectives and recognizes the importance of indigenous education. Until then, we’ll keep fighting against this bloody injustice and demanding change.
